http://www.blogstudio.com/vericalscrolling/index.html For Desperate Consumer Bankruptcy Attorneys en-us http://www.blogstudio.com/vericalscrolling/index.html http://www.blogstudio.com/BlogCSS.gif For Desperate Consumer Bankruptcy Attorneys Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:04:43 CDT Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:04:43 CDT Blog Studio http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.php?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPosts&Subject=Introduction&Display=YES&Id=1157078613308000566406808558&OpenNew=NO&TargetMessageId=1223996357521 Rooker Feldman, Desperate Consumer Bankruptcy Attorney, just back from Beijing where he competed in the Pie-in-Creditors'-Faces competition, bringing home the Plastic Medal for America, was exhausted as he settled in at his desk. Mable stuck her head in. "Mr. Feldman, welcome back. Congratulations on your Plaster Medal." "Plastic," Rooker corrected her. "Whatever," replied Mable. "Got a call while you were gone. Remember Jim Bingespender? He was a client about 30 years ago?" Rooker stare... All Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:59:17 CDT http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.php?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPosts&Subject=Introduction&Display=YES&Id=1157078613308000566406808558&OpenNew=NO&TargetMessageId=1223996438585 Rooker, just back from Beijing where he competed in the Pie-in-Creditors'-Faces competition, bringing home the Plastic Medal for America, was exhausted as he settled in at his desk. Mable stuck her head in. "Mr. Feldman, welcome back. Congratulations on your Plaster Medal." "Plastic," Rooker corrected her. "Whatever," replied Mable. "Got a call while you were gone. Remember Jim Bingespender? He was a client about 30 years ago?" Rooker stared at her blankly. "You handled his chapter 7?"... All Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:00:00 CDT http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.php?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPosts&Subject=Introduction&Display=YES&Id=1157078613308000566406808558&OpenNew=NO&TargetMessageId=1215670378228 FEAR AND LOATHING ON THE BANKRUPTCY TRAIL Rooker ("Rocky") Feldman was rushed to the local Our Insolvent Lady of Mercy Hospital, over bumpy roads unrepaired for 20 years by the City and County of We Done Gone Broke, after his front-desk girl Mable found him sitting at his desk mumbling nonsense. "How much debt could Claudette forget If Claudette could forget debt?" "How much lasagne could Tanya put on ya If Tanya put lasagne on ya?" That was the normal part. But then the gibberish bega... All Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:12:58 CDT http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.php?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPosts&Subject=Introduction&Display=YES&Id=1157078613308000566406808558&OpenNew=NO&TargetMessageId=1169938883722 INCREASE SEEN IN FAMILY INTERVENTIONS FOR BANKRUPTCY LAWYERS STRUNG-OUT ON BANKRUPTCY REFORM Rooker Feldman, Director of the famed Feldman Asylum For The Insolvent, reported today a marked increase in the number of freaked-out lawyers whose families are kidnapping them and forcing them into rehab to get the Bankruptcy Code out of their system. "They're the lucky ones," said Feldman at a press conference. "Many keep reading the Bankruptcy Code until it's too late. The reform prions (a recent... All Sat, 27 Jan 2007 17:01:23 CST http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.php?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPosts&Subject=Introduction&Display=YES&Id=1157078613308000566406808558&OpenNew=NO&TargetMessageId=1165784677980 As we approach a season deemed a Holy time by many, I want to share some thoughts. I think back over a legal career of 35 years, and then a lifetime that is now in its 62nd year, and ask, what have I learned? What have I observed? Is it even possible to sum anything up? Yes, I think to some extent, at least. What, after all, is to be said about all the defeats, the unfairness, the undignified, the silly, the humiliating, the cruel? And what is to be said about the unexpected disappointment... All Sun, 10 Dec 2006 15:04:37 CST http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.php?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPosts&Subject=Introduction&Display=YES&Id=1157078613308000566406808558&OpenNew=NO&TargetMessageId=1163297320293 PRESIDENT ADMITS HIS MISTAKE IN SIGNING REFORM ACT - THOUGHT HE WAS AUTHORIZING THE INVASION OF NICARAGUA Blaming a simple clerical mishap, President Bush admitted he signed the wrong bill into law. It turns out, while looking for weapons of mass destruction on his oval office desk he accidentally mixed up some papers ready for his signature. In fact he signed a bunch of things that day but can't remember what they were. He admits he was warned by his former Secretay of State that if he mess... All Sat, 11 Nov 2006 20:08:40 CST http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.php?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPosts&Subject=Introduction&Display=YES&Id=1157078613308000566406808558&OpenNew=NO&TargetMessageId=1162446380299 THE ORIGIN OF THE "ZOMBIE RULE" IN BANKRUPTCY As we all know by now, the Bankruptcy Reform Act of 2005 added section 563 to the Bankruptcy Code. This section provides that the debtor's attorney must file a certification certifying that his client is alive, rather than dead. This is a statutory enactment of the rule in In re Zombie Jamboree, a controversial ruling by Hon. Oxley ("Loose Cannon") Sarbannes, presiding judge of the 16th Circuit. In addition to adding the requirement to verify a... All Wed, 01 Nov 2006 23:46:20 CST