Its been a while since last time Ive posted. Been too busy. Asessments, study and all that crap. I got hurt by Dylan again today. Dylan injuring me on Mondays is starting to be a tradition. This time he tripped me up and I fell on a supporting wall. It hurt. My eye healed last night. We got immunisations on Wednesday. They were meant to make everyone feel depressed and not be bothered to do anything. It turned out to have an opposite effect on me. I became hyperactive and got people to punch me. I regret that 4 hours later when it finally started to hurt. And ive still got two rounds of this stuff needed to be put into me by the end of the year. I havent started to study for my exam on Wednesday. Lucky me, extra study tonight and tomorrow. And no study break. I wish I could have study break. I'd probably spend it all doing something more useful than studying - perhaps eating. Or procrastinating. The two simple things in life. Eating and procrastinating. Also the two best. Its because Im so good at doing these things that makes me better than everyone else. Something thats realy strange to do with smoked chicken is:
Chew up the smoked chicken Swallow it, but force yourself to cough as doing so. Soon after, you will start sneezing Get a tissue, because in about 30 sneezes, some smoked chicken will come out of your nose.
Cooked mince works well too.
"So you earn money while your self employed? - Rakeesh on way home from school, after I told him I was self employed
Wednesday: Went to prize giving for science fair. Received not only $150, but $1400! but $1000 of that has to be used for 'educational purposes only'. I was really happy. Might spend the $400 on a giant cheeseburger. Cheeseburgers are nice. OK?
Thursday: Performed at the All Saints Church with Anthony and Dylan. We got the evils from 200 old people before our performance. We had to talk between each other as if listening to walkmans before our performance, then get called up by the teacher. The old people didnt know that. So they gave us the evils. One even tried to shush us! THE NERVE! We were also afraid that Anthony's character might be offensive to them, as they were old, and Anthony was pretending to be old, and he was taking the piss out of old people in every line. But, they liked ours the most. OLD people ACTUALLY liked OUR performance! They liked my character best, mainly because I was playing the role. Honestly, there must have been a sign outside that said:
"No hooligans below the age of 60 are allowed to enter to watch this performance"
Friday: Nothing happened. Last day of week for school. Was happy.
Saturday: Went to Jonathan's birthday party within 3 hours of actually finding out that I was invited. Put $20 into a very strange and witty card and went there. Played pool. My clothes smelt of smoke.
Sunday: Soccer Tournament. Don't want to say much about it
Monday: I woke up this morning and took Jimmy out for a crap. I then went to school. Wish I haden't.
First Period: Substitute teacher didn't show up. Had to do PE by ourselves. Got poked in the eye by Dylan. Ow it hurt. When I opened it, It was like a river flowing out of it. I got everyone worried by being sarcastic. I love it when I do that. Spent the rest of the Period lying down on a bench with an icepack on my eye, while listening to Rebecca talk.
Second Period: Spanish. Anthony showed me the book we're writing. I laughed, then got into trouble.
Third Period: English. Substitute teacher again. She got worried about the not sore eye I got two and a half hours ago. Sent me up to the Health Centre. I spent ten minuted talking to one of the nurses who would shudder as I spoke. She then said :Eyes are not my thing", and I had to tell my story to the other nurse. Nothing wrong with it. Came back to class. Became sarcastic at the teacher again.
Fourth period: Electronics. Harry sawed a corner off one of the benches. Thats about it
Fifth period: Left halfway through Science to go to a double bass lesson.
Home: Take Jimmy out for a crap. Update blog.
That's what's happened so far. This is Moody reminding you that I'm best, and the rest of the world is made of crap (except for crap, which is made of blue cheese, that's why no one eats blue cheese, because it tastes like crap)
"Where's my money gone?!" - Addicted gambler to my sister, after she pushed a button on the slots machine
Lots of things have happened since my last post. I found out that I am going to be $150 richer, thanks to my CCPSC L. Also I came 3rd in the modelling competition. I got top 3n New Zealand in Science. Once again Dylan and I got the same mark. We must be linked somehow. We both have the same classes. We both got the same grades. except for maths, where I got a 64 and he got a 63. It's really freaky. We must be linked somehow. I was thinking about something - I always am - but I can't be bothered to write it down now, since its politically correct. And Im not into politically correct things. I really like to be vile when it comes to people. Its fun, and people wont have any idea what to do. For example, you walk up to someone of higher authourity, get right in their face and say a dimple compound noun - "shitface". You'll get a reaction from them. It'll be funny for about 5 seconds, but then you're in trouble. But dont let that stop you. I challenge every reader of this to go up to someone of higher authourity and say 'shitface', then write about it in my comments. I probably won't do it, because Im better than everyone else, screw the world, its only made up of shitfaces.
"Thanks bridesmaid, like the beard! Gives me something to HANG *does pelvic thrust* onto!" - Lord Flashheart, Blackadder season 2, Bells
Spanish test today. DAMN. Didn't study... that's it, I don't care about spanish anymore. The school made me take it, because Im in the 'exelerant' class! Im not taking it next year though. Next year its:
Drama Computing Science
I presented my invention to the judges yesterday. They really liked it. Im also going to be on TV, because they filmed it! I'm going to be made fun of again. you see, over two years ago, I was on TV for about 5 seconds, and I still get crap about it! Anyway, screw the rest of the world. Jimmy is getting his shot tomorrow, and Im presenting Radio Rumbles on Thursday. Also if I did win a prize (Ill be told today), Ill need to go to prize giving on Wednesday. I hope this weekend wont be as busy ... no, wait, Ive got a soccer tournament on Sunday. Guess Ill need to wait a couple of weeks before I'm free again! Off to school now, and a spanish test second period.
"It would be cool to see a plane blow up, don't you think?" - My sister, just as parents' plane is about to take off
Dropped my project off at Manurewa High School today... along with steph's and courtney's. Mum was really cool about it all. And she's taking me, courtney and sum other guy over there tomorrow. Mum is so awesome! Anyway, had a soccer match this afternoon, it was alright. 6-1 loss. I played crap, cos i really couldn't be too bothered. Screw the rest of the world, Im best! Ive also got a spanish test on monday. I hate spanish (no offence to any puerto rican visitors). Its the most useless subject im taking this year. Because Im so smart, I had to choose to take a language this year. Im dropping it next year, mainly because I dont really care about whether or not I can speak spanish. Not many people in New Zealand speak spanish anyway. I'll probably get a 70 or sumthing in this test. I always get in the 70s in spanish, except last year, when I always got 90 or above. Im down from being an A student in spanish, to a C. Screw Spanish. No me gusta espanol.
"So if I admit that I am head over heels in love with satan .... and all his little .... wizards, then you will cut off my... um ... those with a blunt gardening tool of some kind and roast them over a large fire. Yet if I don't admit that I am head over heels in love with satan and all his little wizards then you will hang me up upside down over a large vat of warm marmalade .... then cut off my testicles with a blunt gardening tool and roast them over a large fire... well in that case, I love satan!" - Blackadder, Blackadder season 2, Chains
TGIF! anyway, get out of doing a maths assignment today. I need to hand it in on tuesday. I love it when I'm better than teachers. I need to do my science fair for tomorrow. I also need to find a computer to put the program on. Had a sex talk at school today. It was alright. Apart from the name. It was called 'Sex with attitude". attitude? Who came up with that name. Probably someone who hasn't had it in a few years. If anyone asks you if you would like to present some Maori myths say "NO!". they are illogical and the paper they are printed on tastes like crap (mine did anyway). Having the usual trouble of noone being on task in my group. It'll work out in the end. It always does (since Im a favourite). I also found out today that my blog has viewers from Puerto Rico! Hola, to everyone from Puerto rico! Estoy Estenido! I need to get on with science fair. Its due in tomorrow. and i need to put everything on the board. This is gonna take a while...
PS Added a comment thing. Click on it and add comments if u want! PPS Heres the Radio Rumbles Script HERE! Please tell us if you are going to use it. "No two people are not on fire..." - Strongbad, homestarrunner.com
Presented Goblin Market in Drama Class today. I got a 9/10, so did Anthony. I hope I never hear of Grapes fresh from the vine, or Pomegranates full and fine. Wait. I like Pomegranates. They taste nice. Once I had a pomegranate, and I dropped it on my jacket, the stain is still there. I also gave a Pomegranate to Anthony for his birthday last year. He didnt eat it. I'm going to kill him. I also handed in my 'Scary Story' in english class today. Download it here.It's pretty cool. I used swearing in it to piss off my english teacher. That reminds me. I got a 6/10 for my research assignment. Its because she didnt check it properly. Its now with her. I hate it how we can get really stupid teachers. Like last year, I was doing 'Internet Definitions' in business class on the computers. I wrote a one and a half pages worth of lengthy descriptions. Teacher didn't believe me. She said I had gotten them off the Internet. Ripped it all up. Then I was told to do it again. I hate it when I'm good. Its as if the school wants to keep you stupid, so they can teach you. Ive got a Radio Rumbles performance in eight days. It's gonna be awesome. I might put up a script on the internet. I'll ask Anthony first. I need to see if he agrees. If he doesn't, SPAM him. Here's his email address dalumberjack9@hotmail.com. Cya.
"Just because I can give multiple orgasms to furniture just by sitting on it, it doesn't mean I'm stupid!" - Lord Flashheart, Blackadder Season 4, Private Plane
Today was an alright day. Found out I have to perform my Radio Rumbles script on Thursday next week. I was about to fall asleep at period 4. period 5 was worse. I actually did nothing in electronics. Who does anyway?! All I did was burn some holes in PCBs and pencil sharpners. Oh, and I put a green pen in one of the vice grips, and it spurted out ink all over the grip. It was like PHTRjSANFSDKNF. I watched Monty Python after school. It was alright. Come to think of it, Today was the crappiest day of this year. I still have to present my science fair on a board. Damn, Im too good sometimes, its annoying. This weekend I need to set up my science fair in a hall. I was 1 out of 20 chosen to represent the school. And my room's a mess. Come to think of it, if I were judging my life just of what happened today, I would kill myself... wait a minute, no I wouldn't. Because I found that someone had made a carving of a penis in Electronics. I pocketed it. Its so random when people draw a penis. Anyway, enough about penises. Im going to stop writing now. now. no ......... now. wait ........ now. Can't stop now. But I must. Damn. I need to go now. Responsibilities of owning my own business. Damn. I gotta fix sum person's computer. I wish computers would just fix themselves. Anyway, I get $20 an hour, so that's good. I'm so bloody bored. Anyone got an idea how I can procrastinate. Let me just spend an hour thinking about different ways of procrastination.....
We were attempting to set the World Record for most amount of Chips bought. We had organised 20 people to pay $5 each to buy $100 chips. Then word got out that the plan was cancelled due to us receiving lots of Pizza later that night (everyone got two slices, A LOT my ass). Only 2 people, inclusive of me showed up. Didn't let that ruin my day though! Last performance of Wizard of Oz. We had an afterparty for the cast which was pretty cool. One guy had a seizure, due to strobe-lighting. I laughed the first time I saw the sign "WARNING! Strobe lighting is used in this production". Now I know what they meant. Anyway, went to Denny's afterwards (11PM) . It was pretty good, and carefree for the first 15 minutes, then, we notice that one of us is missing. It was the same guy who had a seizure. Probably just one of those days where nothing goes right. Anyway, we spent quite a while looking for him, until we find out that he had decided to walk home, (or be picked up, im not really sure). That caused quite a rucus. But, apart from that incident and the bitchy waitress (who didn't want to take a photo of us, because it "wasn't her job to take photos"), we showed her anyway, 12 people, and we probably paid less than $30 in total. I love being rebellious. We then went outside and me and Ash started 'Busking'. He was playing out of tune on his guitar, and I was singing 'Ding Dong the Witch is Dead'. I think passerbys thought we were drunk or under the influence of drugs .... or both. I then got picked up and taken home by dad. When I reached home, I saw the corpses of ants in my room, I thought of how much I hated Ants, so I wiped them off my desk, and threw them out.
