Hey. Now, if I said I haven't updated in a while, that would be the GREATEST understatement of the century. I actually don't give a crap about any of you, but Anthony is currently holding a fork 3 inches away from my sack, and I don't want to get hurt. So, that's why I've taken time out of my 'busy' schedule. You know what I just realised, the 40 hour famine is a bunch of bollucks. Its just a way for just juice and the people that make the barley sugars (which taste like sugared cat pee) to make money. From their point of view, who gives a crap if a child dies in Ethiopia or a teenager gets raped in Gondwanaland. The point is that theyre making more money than the povertised people. Sure, they might give them $1 mill in total at the end, but theres about 1 billion people, so each person will get about 0.1 of a New Zealand cent. How greatful do ou think they'll be. "Wow! 0.01 of a cent! Just what I needed! Now I can go and buy me some emu shit!" (note the sarcasm). I'm just saying that they're probably making more money selling crap they find in the dump. So, the point I'm trying to get across is... Leave the fucking starving povertised people alone... They can dig through shit without you having to help them.
